Inhuman Condition

Mar 8

Written By Luke

THE ORPHEUM | TAMPA, FL | 03.03.2024

Everything you’ve heard about Florida is true

I used to be embarrassed that I was from Florida. Whenever I told anyone I could see it in their face — this ignorant redneck white trash cousin fucker personifies everything that has ever happened there and I blame him for all those bad and weird things. Then I noticed something at Milwaukee Metal Fest last summer and have continued to see since.

When was the last time you went to a show and didn’t see a Death, Deicide or Morbid Angel shirt/patch?

Photos by Luke James @lukejeffjames

Tampa is Death Metal

Inhuman Condition continues to bring our main cultural export, outside of click-bait articles, to the world with an inspirational level of pride. Jeramie Kling — singer, drummer in Venom Inc, producer (goddamn triple threat) — shouts the virtues of Florida from the stage like a mad Baptist Preacher engulfed with the fire of the Holy Spirit.

Everything you’ve heard about Florida is true. Inhuman Condition makes it a point to tell everyone every night. Beyond the golf cart DUIs, squirrel stabbings and manatee riding there are still great things coming out of this lawless hellhole.

Hi. My name is Luke James, and I’m a Floridian. Feels good to accept that.